Can't Buy me love, just buy necessities.

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“The Norse Gods seem much nicer than the Greek Gods. They’re little bitches.”

sanityscraps:

perfectlyqueer:

snafflebithumptywink:

overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:

sherbertsheperton:

That’s because the Norse gods were all about honor and valor. The Greek gods were just like “FUCK EVERYTHING.”

Quite literally.

Zeus would not. Stop. Fucking mortal women. And all sorts of terrible things happened because of it. XD

And goddesses.

And demigoddesses.

And nymphs.

And one dude.

Via Historical Slut
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Via Goodnight everybody! Zoom

(Source: were-animaniacs)


Chat 10533Notes

Great Quotes:
  • Shakespeare: "Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.
  • Napoleon: "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.
  • Einstein: "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"
  • Mahatma Gandhi: "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
  • Dr. Seuss: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
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historicalslut: I feel ya Belle… Via Historical Slut

historicalslut:

I feel ya Belle…

(Source: lewky)


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Via Anxiety Cat

(Source: anxietycat)


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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

pleased-to-meet-you-squire:

diirawringly:

zacloudseth:

IT’S CON WEEKEND!!!

I expect everyone to put on their cosplays like this

This clip never gets old to me.

literally me


Via And her lips curve into a smile

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badw0lfbay:

1-800 contacts? they can’t have my brand

i have special eyes

look

look with your special eyes

MY BRAND

/CGL/ Version:

(Source: iwillbeyourgoal)

Via What my life has become
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Via YO BRO Zoom

(Source: johanirae)


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valetudo:

godsofmischiefandthunder:

sOBBING

LOSING MY SHIT BRB

(Source: batchesofhiddles)


Via What my life has become

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congressionalwombat: This is the most accurate representation of what I’m like everyday in all situations ever. Via Liminal Princess

congressionalwombat:

This is the most accurate representation of what I’m like everyday in all situations ever.

(Source: sexxtape)


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