I bet it keeps little baby carrots in there for when the little cutie wants a snack :33
i feel sooooo confused about what i look like? am i fat am i skinny and i pretty or ugly i literally CAN’T TELL AT ALL. how i feel about my looks changes on a min to min basis and is mostly affected by my mood i am so confused what the HECK do i actually look like to u people. i feel like an alien in my body
one day i aspire to shop price high to low
Do you ever just get a random burst of motivation to clean your room, write a novel, paint a masterpiece or read a book at like 3am
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
A very nice two-story library in a house in Houston, Texas. The large room has a mezzanine balcony running around most of three of the sides for upper bookshelf space and the fourth wall consists of the grand, three-story spiraling staircase that forms the center of the house. And the shelves are filled with books – not always evident in real estate advertisements. The floors are made of slate tiles (not too cold underfoot in Houston!) and they are covered with a large oriental rug in the center for comfort in the generous seating area. Beautiful.
Unlikely simultaneous historical events
A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?
Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.
There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s curriculum for the first few years because calculus hadn’t been discovered yet.
Two empires [Roman & Ottoman] spanned the entire gap from Jesus to Babe Ruth.
When the pyramids were being built, there were still woolly mammoths.
The last use of the guillotine was in France the same year Star Wars came out.
Oxford University was over 300 years old when the Aztec Empire was founded.
I know it’s less of a shock if you read His Last Bow, but it does blow my mind a bit that there’s an entire collection of ACD Holmes stories that were written and published after World War I.
Comparing historical timelines is my favorite activity, friends.
it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair
life is all about tough decisions
getting enough sleep or staying on the internet
Doing it Wrong - Anita Blay (Some Girls full theme song}
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me
I am a reader. I am a writer. People assume I do these things to escape. You couldn’t be more right. I’m escaping a world I don’t like. A world I have no control in. In this world, I am nothing. I am a color, a height, a weight, a number. But in the world of books and writing, I am amazing. I am powerful. I am different. People are better. Worlds are endless. Change is possible. Life is manageable.